:: Impact Takes Time
If you're ever in Thrifty getting ice cream, then I have one warning for you. My warning consists of two words. One word is a noun and the other word is an adjective that describes the time period in history in which the noun occurred. Medieval Madness. I ate a whole single scoop cone of it and I still don't know what is in it. All I know is there were chocolate chunks and something mushy. It provided me no satisfaction : (
So I's be talkin' to my buddies Avi and Bucky (by the way, I's is some new slang I gotta start using so I added it to my dictionary in Microsoft Word). And to make a long story short, we came to the conclusion that Subway sucks. Ya know, the sandwich place. They have pretty good food. But they never have bathrooms. The seating arrangements always suck too. They'll have the tables that only sit two people. And they'll just have a bunch of them. The chairs are attached to the ground by that single metal pole that's usually painted one color. A lot of fast food restaurant chairs have them, this way you can't sit with three people at a table even if you wanted to. Or sometimes if you're lucky they'll have one of those four-seater tables. The ones with the pole in the middle of both sides that connect the table to weirdly-rounded seat that's also usually painted one color. That way absolutely no more than four people can sit at the table. Unless you're a baby. They might have high chairs, I couldn't tell for sure.
Well Valentine's Day came on February 14th and I had a date. I was pretty pumped. We ended up going to the beach cuz I said I'd make a fire and it'd be real tiiight and stuff. So we get there and I couldn't start a fire for the first time in my life. I felt super lame and un-manly. Or not cool and feminine, however you wanna look at it. And I couldn't do it to impress a babe on Valentine's Day. And then just my luck, when I was chillin' with the boys the next day I made one just fine. Dang, building a fire is by far one of manliest things a guy can do. Besides killing a large animal with a lot of fur.
Me and a couple of my homies were on our way home tonight from a friend's house. We are preparing to turn left onto Lyon 's Avenue. But wait! There's a street cleaner in the left hand turn lane. And guess what. He's cleaning the street! So as we pass him we say, “Hey fuck you man. Fuck you. Yeah fuck you man. Man, fuck youuuu.” It was one of the more exciting things that happened tonight....
Hey that sad face in the first paragraph is pretty chill isn't it.
So it's getting late now and it looks like it's that time. That time I like to call 
(I typed “Cool Picture Time” in the font called 
. I hope it stays in once this article is posted on the net. I think is definitely one of the cooler fonts that comes standard on computers.) is when I type in the search “cool picture” into Google Image search and share what cool pictures come up with everyone who reads LAvsSF. I will also tell you the reason why they're cool. So without further ado, check out this cool picture:
This picture is cool because of the Asian boy's sunglasseshairsmile.
(PS - I didn't have as a font in my HTML Editor so those are GIF images, I hope you realize the work I put in to make font visible)